The Dundies as "Nifty Gifties" or How would Lord Rupert Everton fit in the Jazz Age?

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The first award for Holly,the "Cat's Pajamas" was given because cats pajamas in 20's slang is someone really wonderful and awesome, all of which Michael would agree with. Angela won "Not the Cat's Meow but Mrs. Grundie" because Michael wouldn't say she's cool or anything, but she is uptight and prude. The third dundie for Andy, was given because he played a sailor in the play "Sweeney Todd" at the local theatre. Chassis in 20's slang means good body, and when Jim and Pam were getting married, Jim's brothers made a rude speech about how hot her body is. The fifth dundie for Kelly was given to her because bearcat means tough girl. And she's Indian. Gabe won the award for guy wiith the most beef because "beef" is twenties for complaints. Meredith, of course, won ossified in the office beacause she loves to drink alcohol. Kevin won "nobody's home" because that means that you're dumb, which is something Michael would probably say. Creed won Old bird because he's just odd in general. Jim and Pam won the goofy couple because of their office romance, which now isn't the only one! The 9.5 dundie was made by Dwight, trying to promote himself to women. I wanted it to seem like the tape he shows Michael at Pam and Jims wedding. Oscar got the tenth dundie for wet blanket because that is twenties for a boring person. Phyllis got the dundie for least amount of it because Michael is always pointing out how old she is or odd, even though he's the same age as her. Toby got the pill to bump off, because I'm sure that Michael would take any chance to kill him. And ofcourse Michael gets the Big Cheese award because he's "The World's Greatset Boss"